AFS Trip Purgatory – The period one waits until thrilling departure

TFF – Travel Friend Forever

WST – Well Seasoned traveler

NewB – AFS first timer

Bag Hag – Over packer

Big Daddy on Wheels – Refrigerator size suitcase

DES – Double down shopper, comes with one suitcase and returns with three

Passport Hound – Desperately seeking more stamps aka Stampofile

A Ginger – AFS fashionista dressed to the nines in Africa bush (see Suzy)

AFS Bragasaurous – Boasts of number of AFS trips done

Clientilicious – Handsome/pretty AFS client or AFS poster boy/girl

Recycled Queen – Wearing same outfits over and over on trip

LCC – Local currency challenged

AFS Rainman – Someone who knows currency, weather, distances off the top of their head

A Cliff Clavin – Someone who claims to know more than our professional licensed guide and is always wrong

LOL – Luggage over limit

Global Guru – Been everywhere

EUO – Europe only client

Water Baby – Cruise only client

3rd Worldaphobe – Needs American amenities

Destination Diva – Luxury trips only

AFS Guide Sponge – One who hogs guides attention on group tours

BCNT – Big cheap non-tipper

Scattered & Smothered – AFS client needing special assistance

AFS Cloneables – Fun AFS group members

Mix Master – client masters the art of mixing & mingling

Discovery Dreamer – Only travels by Discovery/Nat Geo channels

GTL’s – Gracious travel leaders aka our trip escorts

Squatty Potty – Not western toilet

Target Practice – The art of using a squat toilet

ET – Client always trying to phone home

Chainsaw Massacre – Loud snoring roommate

PC – Punctually challenged

PTSD – Post travel sadness disorder

AFS Recovery Wizard – Never affected by jet lag

TZS – Travel Zombie Syndrome after long-haul flight

Can you think of more?  If so email them to Suzy.